today i discovered one more activity that does not require walking. you do not need two feet to drink (but, apparently full mobility is necessary in avoiding peer pressure). as it turns out, a bar stool is a perfectly sturdy place to spend an afternoon. my injury may prevent me from serving beer, but it certainly doesn't prevent me from drinking beer! this discovery makes me optimistic for tomorrows oskar blues field trip.
the second lesson of the day was not quite so uplifting. today i also learned that alcohol+crutches+weekend shoppers=terrifyingly dangerous trip to nordstrom. in the future, if i choose to patronize a store without complimentary rascal scooters, i will be sure to keep the boozing to a minimum. or at least bring a more attentive chaperone...
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